Dallas Cowboys = Exploding Blimp
Grandpa Wade was quick to take the blame for "not overruling calls more" Oh! Thanks for taking the high road, you wily snapdragon, you! It sounded like you were embiggening the process at first, and then you threw offensive coordinator Jason Garrett under the bus. "I wish I didn't have such an incompetent douche as OC." Grandpa might have said. Not that it would have mattered. The writing's already on the wall for him.
But you have to hand it to Jason Garrett. After the unexpected loss to the Skins, Garrett stood up like a man and said. "It's my fault."
"I called the play,'' Garrett said. "It's my responsibility.''
"That was a situation where we should have just taken a knee and should have gone into the locker room. We didn't do that.''
And Garrett, eyes filling with what looked like sea mist, continued.
I've also put Shannon Sharpe in a really tough spot because I used to wear a Shannon Sharpe mask whenever I was poking Michele Bundy. I was like "'I'll kill you bitch! I'll kill your crazy ass!' I thought it was all part of a kinky role play thing, but it seems to have had some unfortunate repercussions for Shannon, and for that I'm truly, truly sorry.
"You call a play, you think, hey! this could go the distance. Then the other team scores. You pop on a Shannon Sharpe mask, bang a homeless lady, and then the next thing you know, the real Shannon is in court and stuff. Geez, I don't know. It sure seems like there are a lot of unintended consequences going on here."
Then Garrett got really quiet.
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